passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the passenger seat is called shotgun

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

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the decline of practical effects in horror movies is one of the greatest tragedies of our time. we need to make horror wetter and more organic again.

a good horror film used to look like you could crawl into it and fuck it. they took that from us.

woshing him.

why doesn’t Mitski have a song about how bad ass Dark Souls III is

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

And now it is :)

they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

thanks to anonymous for sending this ask i’ll never answer it because i love opening the inbox and saying out loud i have social anxienty and eat pussy eberyday every single time